Palisades Pool Party is a conundrum in the best sense of the word, at once pathos, hysterical, terrible and oddly wonderful, it’s not quite Glee, nor Gossip Girl, but somewhere awkwardly sandwiched between. A show about the twenty four hours surrounding a teen pool party, there is something compelling about it, like a well-orchestrated trainwreck.
We are either in the deftest of hands with creators Tai Fauci and Jack Monroe, or they are getting very very lucky with a bad show. The unevenness of tone leads me to believe it’s a collision of the two. Just take Mischa, played by Danny Zaccagnino, as he gazes morose into the bathroom mirror, shirtless, fingering his hair while some very depressing ‘I might want to kill myself’ music plays in the background in episode one (song is, Overreacting by Brad Sucks – real name – and isn’t a bad tune in and of itself). The moment is slightly over-the-top, slightly erotic and slightly cloying, but I kind of really want to know what he’s about to do, which I’m guessing is either cry or masturbate. And then (spoiler alert) when he pulls out the needle…I’m still wondering if crying and masturbating are on the table perhaps after he shoots up. It’s funny and sad and confusing and totally on the nose, but somehow, someway, entertaining.
Since there isn’t much to go on so far in the teaser and first two episodes for Zaccagnino, I’ll reserve judgment on his acting. That said, the rest of the acting I must admit seemed either adequate or really bad when the show first began. But then as it went on, my initial least favorite, Whitmer Thomas, playing emo-boy next door neighbor, Josh, became my favorite one by the second episode. His angst ridden, mildly effeminate performance had me laughing at the end of episode two, but also caring about whether or not he was going to get the girl of his dreams, popular pool party thrower, next door neighbor Cassidy played by Ashley Schneider.
You see, Josh and Cassidy had sex the night before and now he’s hurt because she didn’t put her super-hot college ex-boyfriend on her ‘Blacklist’ of people that can’t come to her party. Yes, Josh is really that emo. His tantrum in episode one is capped off in ep 2 when Cassidy’s BFF Bianca, played by Katie Seeley (I Kissed a Vampire) forces a kiss on him in front of Cassidy. Oh, the drama. It gets even juicier when Cassidy and Bianca have a hot catfight in Cassidy’s bedroom, ending it amicably as though this is par for the course with this relationship. Which actually makes their friendship complex – in a good way.
As for the lead of the show, Schneider is goodlooking, tough enough and likeable enough to keep you coming back and her supporting cast from Thomas to Seeley to Zaccagnino (among others) are varied and sharp enough as actors and characters that I think the show will have some legs. The writing is relatively simplistic, with some odd, though sometimes intriguing character turns. Though things like the ‘Blacklist’ and Josh’s reaction to it are a little cheesy. Again, this could be by design, or happy accident, as it lends to the funny of the show.
Production value is stellar, I must say. Laura Beth Love does some stellar DP’ing – the thing is beautifully shot. Monroe’s direction isn’t bad either, keeping the look consistent throughout as well as balancing the odd amalgamation of tones. The other thing that needs mentioning is the music, which is good throughout, though perhaps overused, and overcooked a bit.
In the grand tradition of teen/tween TV entertainment these days, there’s a real effort to showcase some teenybop indy music that at times feels either written for the show, or perhaps vice versa (the show written for the music). This works with the show and against it – or does it? Here, again, we run into a bit of a conundrum because the music is sometimes so spot on so as to almost be narrating what we are seeing that I found myself laughing out loud at the silliness of it.
Normally I’d chalk this up as bad decision-making, but it’s so ridiculous in some ways that I can’t help but think that it must be somewhat intentional. Just look at ep 2 (below) as Bianca strolls outside in a black dress, ready for mischief, and the music croons, “There she comes all dressed in black…” and I’m thinking this is way too on the nose, and then find myself thoroughly entertained by the thought of the on-the-noseness of it. Go figure.
The website, www.palisadespoolparty.com, again has good production value. And again, with the tag, ‘Sex. Jealousy. Revenge. Love. Awkward.’, running along the top of the page, you gotta believe they see the humor in this. Obviously, smartly targeting their social network-wild demo they have a presence on KoldCast TV (it’s main distribution partner), Facebook, MySpace and Twitter with a decidedly “teen” vibe that feels a little forced, but in an almost (almost) comical way – making way too much use of the term, ‘awkward’.
Which I guess is apropos of my conclusion, which is an awkward adulation of this enigmatic series that falls somewhere in the realm of the comedic teen melodrama. Oh and the other crazy thing is, especially for me, if you know my reviews, both eps are at least ten minutes long and I wasn’t once bored, so they must be doing something right. So, take a look at this oddly compelling, oddly toned oddity and please tell me why I like it, because I can’t figure it out.
(Ed. Note: While Palisades Pool Party is featured with a display ad on this site as part of the Tubefilter Spotlight program for indie web series, it in no way influenced our reviewer in his review.)
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Sorry. how can anyone for one moment think this craptastic mess is good when there are so many other great shows?
I know Ronald, it’s a conundrum.
Laura Beth Love’s cinematography is always stellar – I worked with her on Ark ( http://www.arktheseries.com ) and Pink Five ( http://www.pinkfive.com ), in addition to numerous other projects. Highly recommended.
Come to think of it, both are space-based scifi series, I guess that would make her work literally stellar in those cases…
ronald you have a fugly name and you disgust me. this show is gold! please take your condescending bitch ass elsewhere.
You can tell these artists put a lot of effort into this. It was well crafted. It’s nice to look at– You have to give them credit. However, I agree some new writers might be needed. I’m not convinced this is any worse than other successful shows, like heartfelt. At least there’s no puppets having sex.
Dear Jonathan and whomever wants to read this,
I am sincerely baffled that you can’t decide what you really think about this show. There are so many aspects of the show that are down-right bad that it’s almost unnecessary that you went into such detail about why you couldn’t figure it out. So, I’m going to do the same, since you took the time. I feel it’s necessary to point out why the acting, direction, and the story is just shameful.
First: Acting
Ouch. Simply ouch. You know when you see those starlets on reality tv and they stumble over their words and make an even more ass out of themselves, that would be more enjoyable to watch than this trainwreck (sorry stole your word). I thought when I watch a show or film I’m suppose to empathize or hell, even sympathize with the characters. You know, to understand why they do things. So, I guess character development was thrown out the window when Tai and Jack were writing this. I know the tagline for the show has awkward in it, but jesus christ, decide what kind of awkward you’re going for. The Office kind of awkward, or the simple “I don’t know what I’m doing on camera” awkward. The show seems to prefer the latter. The actors seem like the have no idea what to do most of the time and the lack of direction was probably the cause. The actors pout around, complaining about the dick they suck, and deliver probably the most laughable reaction to a friend’s use of heroin (THE FUCKING WORST DRUG EVER). Yes, it kills people! Have you seen The Wire?! Sorry, maybe too pretentious for this crowd.
Second: Plot and Characters!
Christ! Fucking hell! So, I’m assuming the creators of the show were trying to go for a funny, yet “awkward” version of Less Than Zero or Bright Lights, Big City. Why? Please tell me why? Have you seen My Super Sweet 16? Gossip Girl? The OC? Most of those people are downright vile. Why would I watch a show about terrible people revealing in the fact that they are about to take a girl’s virginity?! That shrug off the use of heroin (AGAIN, FUCKING HEROIN!). Why should I take the time to watch this? Oh…because it’s funny? Maybe. I did laugh when the jock piece of shit character (sorry I really didn’t bother learning their names) finds the gayish? guy in the bathroom. It was the most jarring thing I’ve seen in a long time. Everything was fine and dandy. Jock was making out with Blonde Virgin, while creepy dude watches (I’m assuming there’s back story to that, but who knows!). And then he needs to take a piss and then finds Danny!? And the music! OOOOOOOOOOOH THE MUSIC! Simply inspiringly bad (I know that’s not a word, but so what). The music and the acting make Showgirls look like fucking Schlinder’s List. Also, the emo kid…what’s so emo about him? He plays guitar…(I think) and he draws cartoons with suicidal images…. Evidently, the creators wanted to just make fun of these pieces of shit and almost exploit everyone’s horrific flaws. If that was the plan, then you sort of succeeded. I’m not going to say much about the plot. It’s simple and easy. Just all the character interaction is annoying and dumb. I do agree with one of the comments on the main website…MORE BOOTY PLEASE!
Three: Writing
Fuck me. I mean really. I’ve been working on films and tv for quite awhile as well and I know when I see some bad shit. And I call it out. This writing was soooo easy. The writers need to understand that EVERY WORD counts. Yes, maybe they’ve been in the “biz” for a little while longer, but it certainly does not show with this…show. The dialogue is pretty interchangeable and doesn’t really provide any tense moments, because god forbid leave it up to the actors. I guess you already knew they were going to be shit.
FINALLY: WTF
So, this is pretty scathing, I must admit. I take this very seriously. Filmmaking is my passion, in which I have no doubt that it’s the creator’s as well. But I find it very disheartening and troubling that works like this is even produced. You would think that someone would’ve raised a hand up and said, “Um, yeah, I just wanted to look at this one part in the script. Why am I suppose to care about these rich, spoiled, teenagers (TEENAGERS?!?!) that just want to get laid, shoot up, and move up on each others top 8.” And by the way…top 8? That’s sooooooooooo 2006. Get with the times Palisades Pool Party.
Love,
Wright
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